求拷打，各位看看怎么改，只接到美团和快手的面试，投了快两个月了，真是让我头痛欲裂

没有实习，没有offer似乎这二十多年都活的挺失败，这算是命运的捉弄吗，不甘和颓废或许就是我了。

弃我去者 昨日之日不可留，乱我心者 今日之日多烦忧。为何人生如此难，叹叹叹。

0offer，已经，燃尽了，糊人队，我的队友们，mamba要out了

该死的沙克，我怎么还没有offer，今天接到了快手的面试，不过是客户端的，怎么投后端一点水花都没有客户端立马面试，还有腾讯的ai面试，也是客户端的，各位哈登们知道这是为什么吗？

沙克跑了，找不到他了，孩子们能帮一下科比牢大吗，直升机马上就要起飞了，还有冰爽的冰红茶，集齐24个offer才能唤醒在凌晨四点洛杉矶的我。#毕业季，你想好怎么跟生活对线了吗？##简历##牛客创作赏金赛##你已经投递多少份简历了##你的简历改到第几版了##你已经投递多少份简历了##简历被挂麻了，求建议##最后再改一次简历#

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             愚人节快乐孩子们，今天我没有打复活赛。

距离集齐24个offer还差24个，离复活我还有很长的距离，亲爱的瓦妮莎，不知道你有没有想我，哈登那小子照顾好你了吗，瓦妮莎，这里的复活赛真的很难打，不知道什么时候才能再见到你，记得告诉哈登那小子，给我烧点纸过来，我球鞋都踹开胶了。

0offer，暂时复活不了科比，距离复活科比还有24个offer，请助力我。

牛客上逛了一圈，全是985，现在985已经是批发的吗？

今年的暑期为什么这么难，难道我真的是fw吗？

是简历不过关，还是学历太low了，基本上都挂了，要么没反应，要么被筛掉了。